Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper and you can’t top that
So if you got the bread I say
Why not spend it on something for your head?
"The Hat" by Roger Miller
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| Josh Brolin (far right) leads the "Gangster Squad" |
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| Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in "Gangster Squad" |
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| Libby Ryan of Goorins Hat Store in Uptown, Minneapolis, custom-stretches a hat |
A manager at another Twin Cities shop in Minnesota noted that a number of customers often ask for Al Pacino’s famous hat worn in "The Godfather," a Homburg which became known simply as the "Godfather Hat." "People always reference ‘Mad Men,’" haberdasher Anthony Andler said. "They also say, ‘I want a gangster hat,’ and I tell them, ‘No, you want a gentleman’s hat. Gangsters are all bums.’"
Scott suggested that the film "would have been more fun as an animated feature, with…animals in the principal roles. Instead of enduring (Sean) Penn’s quacking, duck-faced performance, we might have at least been able to enjoy Mickey Cohen…as an actual duck." St. Paul Pioneer Press critic Chris Hewitt pointed out that it is worth noting that "Gangster Squad" "bears almost no relation to the true story of Mickey Cohen and the LAPD. He was not convicted of the crime the movie claims he was convicted of, he was not brought down the way the movie says he was, and he did not meet the fate the movie says he did…I should report that the movie does get at least one thing right: He was a gangster."
Mickey Cohen (1913-1976) was a Brooklyn-born gangster based in Los Angeles with strong ties to the Mafia from the 1930s through the 1960s. As a boy during Prohibition, he delivered booze to customers from an illegal gin mill. From 1930 to 1933, he was a professional boxer, earning the moniker "Gangster Mickey Cohen." He ran a gambling operation in Chicago and became an enforcer for Al Capone’s Chicago Outfit, serving time in prison for his role in the deaths of several gangsters at a card game gone wrong.
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| Young Cohen as a featherweight boxer (Note the Star of David on his trunks) |
In 1950, Cohen, along with several other underworld figures, was investigated by the U.S. Senate committee. He was convicted of tax evasion and sentenced to prison for four years. He later became an international celebrity in newspapers and on television. Cohen has been described as "loud, boisterous, and pedestrian. He made no apologies for his lifestyle and his lack of refinement." He ran floral shops, paint stores, nightclubs, casinos, gas stations, a haberdashery, and even drove an ice cream truck in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles, hoping to raise money for a planned movie about his life (which never happened).
Cohen was again convicted of tax evasion in 1961 and sent to Alcatraz. He ended up at Atlanta Federal Penitentiary, from which he was released in 1972. He was misdiagnosed with an ulcer, which turned out to be stomach cancer. Mickey Cohen passed away in his sleep in 1976.
The real-life Gangster Squad, initiated by Los Angeles Police Department’s Sgt. Willie Burns in 1946, was intended to stay in the background of the crime surrounding them, making no arrests but gathering as much intelligence as possible while remaining invisible to the Mob. Their methods, however, were anything but orthodox police procedure, including drive-by pranks on local mobsters. While they harassed gangsters every way they could with a complete disregard for the use of warrants, they never killed anyone, even though Mickey Cohen complained to federal authorities that one of them threatened to shoot him.
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| The Gangster Squad photographed in 1948 |
Critic Jeff Shannon noted, "If anything, ‘Gangster Squad’ is an ‘Untouchables’ wanna-be…without the benefit of a David Mamet screenplay." In a similar vein, Minneapolis Star-Tribune reviewer Colin Covert commented, "It aspires to be this year’s ‘Untouchables.’ It’s closer to unwatchable."
A. O. Scott wrote in The New York Times, "It has no reason for being beyond the parasitic urge to feed on the memories of other, better movies." Speaking of which, Owen Glieberman, in Entertainment Weekly, remarked, "It’s like ‘L.A. Confidential’ remade as a mediocre Jason Statham film," while Chris Hewitt, in the St. Paul Pioneer Press, noted, "The opening credits say ‘Gangster Squad’ was inspired by a true story, but its real inspiration seems to have been ‘L.A. Confidential.’"
It’s not without merit why "L.A. Confidential" stands out as the best of the "other, better movies" upon which "Gangster Squad" fed. Universally acclaimed and adored by critics and audiences alike, the multiple-award-winning 1997 film "L.A. Confidential" even kicks off with a brief appearance by Mickey Cohen, whose first incarceration for tax evasion triggers the tale of crime and corruption in the City of Angels of the early 1950s. The brief, wordless cameo is performed by Paul Guilfoyle, an actor best known for his long-running role as Las Vegas Police Department Captain Jim Brass on the CBS TV series "CSI: Criminal Scene Investigation."
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| Mickey Cohen (left), Paul Guilfoyle (right) |
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| James Cromwell, Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey |
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| Kim Basinger |
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| Annette Bening and Warren Beatty in "Bugsy" |
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| Harvey Keitel as Mickey Cohen |
(Coincidentally, in 1974, Harvey Keitel portrayed "Bugsy" Siegel in the made-for-television movie "The Virginia Hill Story," starring Dyan Cannon as his mistress.)
The impressive cast includes Ben Kingsley as Meyer Lansky, Joe Mantegna as George Raft, Elliott Gould as doomed stool pigeon Harry Greenberg, Bebe Neuwirth as an Italian countess, and rock concert promoter Bill Graham as "Lucky" Luciano. (Less than two months before "Bugsy" was released, Graham died in a helicopter crash.)
With a literate script by James Toback (who originally wanted to direct the picture before co-producer Beatty nixed the notion) and directed with a stylish flair for old-fashioned Hollywood glamour, the film exhibits an affectionate, but not obtrusive, attention to detail for the period - big, chunky cars, big, chunky telephones, big, chunky hats. Enhancing the movie’s alluring atmosphere is an elegiac music score by the maestro, Ennio Morricone, an internationally renowned film composer who also scored "Love Affair" and "Bulworth" for Warren Beatty.
There are plenty of big, chunky hats - but no sign of Mickey Cohen - in "Mulholland Falls" (1996), although it is set in the Los Angeles of the Cohen era in the early 1950s. Growling Nick Nolte stars as the head detective of an elite unit of licensed vigilantes called the Hat Squad, "four beefy middle-age guys," in critic Roger Ebert’s words, "wearing fedoras and chain-smoking, and throwing guys, mostly bad guys, over cliffs" - to be exact, the rocky slopes of the Santa Monica Mountains just off Mulholland Drive. As explained in the film, the squad, who answer to no one but the chief of the LAPD, was organized to do two things - get rid of gangsters and criminals. After pitching one unfortunate Chicago mobster (longtime "CSI: Criminal Scene Investigation" star William Petersen in an unbilled cameo) down the "Falls," Nolte snarls, "We don’t have organized crime in L.A., and frankly, we don’t want organized crime."
Like the Gangster Squad, there really was the Hat Squad. The Hat Squad was formed a bit later than the former and operated much more in the open. In a 1987 article for the Los Angeles Times, Jack Hawn described them as "four young impeccably dressed men - in dark, tailor-made, single-breasted suits (which cost two-weeks’ pay), wide-brimmed hats ($25), and polished shoes. All were over six feet tall and collectively they weighed more than half a ton."
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| The Hat Squad: Clarence "Red' Stromwall, Edward Benson, Harold Crowder, Max Herman |
The Hat Squad was disbanded in 1962 when Max Herman, the team’s leader, resigned from the police department after 17 years to practice law. When Herman died, age 65, in January 1987, his funeral was attended by a number of former convicts the squad had sent to prison.
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| Michael Madsen, Chazz Palminteri, Nick Nolte, Chris Penn |
The standout supporting cast features Treat Williams, John Malkovich, Andrew McCarthy, Ed Lauter, and Daniel Baldwin as a preppy G-man who gets schooled the hard way by Nolte: "This is L.A. This is my town. Out here you’re a trespasser. Out here I could pick you up, burn your house, f*** your wife, and kill your dog. And the only thing that’ll protect you is if I can’t find you, and I already found you." Along with the aforementioned William Petersen, other unbilled cast members include Rob Lowe, Louise Fletcher, and Bruce Dern as LAPD Chief William Parker, based on the real-life Parker, who was LA’s longest-serving police chief. (Interestingly, in the film "Gangster Squad," Nick Nolte portrays Chief Parker.)
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| Melanie Griffith |
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| Jennifer Connelly |
This was the first Hollywood movie directed by New Zealand-born Lee Tamahori, who made "Once Were Warriors," the acclaimed 1994 drama of an urban Maori family. Tamahori later directed the 2002 James Bond adventure "Die Another Day" and the chilling true story of Uday Hussein’s political decoy, "The Devil’s Double" (2011).
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| Gangster Squad's Sgt. Jack O'Mara (center) |
"Mulholland Falls" was co-produced by the late Richard D. Zanuck, making this film a fitting conclusion to the moviehouse screenings of the gangster film cycle, which started over 80 years ago when Richard’s father, Darryl F. Zanuck, produced "Little Caesar" and "The Public Enemy."

























3 comments:
Puts me slightly in mind of the Randy Newman song sung by Tom Jones in the movie "The Full Monty," "You Can Leave Your Hat On."
I haven't seen so many of these movies. I'm not sure I should try to catch up or if I should just let them go.
I am a big fan of Big Band music (and I caught your reference to the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" in your title of this post), and I like movies from the 30s and 40s -- but apparently I don't give a fig about movies made now that are set in that era.
Your blog post did, however, make for fun reading. Thanks.
If I'd recalled the Randy Newman song I probably would've used a lyric to open with instead of the Roger Miller's "The Hat." Maybe I should've Googled "songs about hats."
Perhaps a future blog post on the movie journey of Randy Newman?
What an -- interesting movie career he's had. Comedies, dramas, animated movies. And he co-wrote the movie, "The Three Amigos."
Even with all that variety, his songs sound like his songs when he sings them. He is not in any way a vocal chameleon.
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