“I have wrought my simple
plan
If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who’s half a man
Or the man who’s half a boy”
The
above thought was written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock
Holmes, as a preface to his 1912 novel The
Lost World, about an expedition led by the burly, bombastic Professor
Challenger to a remote plateau in the Amazon River basin of South America where
dinosaurs and prehistoric mammals still exist. Over a hundred years later,
Doyle’s sentiment still rings true for boys who never tire of playing with dinosaur toys.
In
pop culture, no boy loved dinosaurs more than Calvin, the mischievous six year
old in Bill Watterson’s comic strip “Calvin and Hobbes,” who scarfied popcorn
like a Tyrannosaurus rex devouring cavemen, converted his corrugated
cardboard Transmogrifier into a flying time machine to photograph dinosaurs
(which look oddly like blurry photos of his plastic toys), and imagined the evolutionary
advantage of Tyrannosaurs piloting F-14 jets.
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| What could be more fun than a menagerie of plastic dinosaurs?... A prehistoric mash-up of T-rex, Stegosaurus, Triceratops and cavemen! |
The
timeless appeal of dinosaurs, as suggested by amateur paleontologist Donald F.
Glut, has a number of factors. Dinosaurs are “monsters” but are safely extinct,
allowing for vicarious thrills. They appeal to the imagination, and they appeal
to adults nostalgic for what they enjoyed as children.Practically
every boy goes through a “dinosaur phase” when he eats, dreams, breathes
dinosaurs. Heck, any kid can go see lions, tigers, and bears at a zoo, but
dinosaurs are big and scary, dinosaurs do what they want, and they leave really
cool skeletons.
Truth
told, for thousands of years, humans have found dinosaur fossils and
incorporated them into their cultural myths. For instance, the winged griffin
of fantastic bestiaries (above) may be based on skeletons found in the Gobi Desert. In
China, fossil remains of prehistoric mammals were mistaken for dragon bones and
used as aphrodisiacs and as medicine. Fossilized sealife on mountainsides were
considered proof of the biblical Flood.
Speaking of the Bible, some creationists believe dinosaurs are mentioned in the Old Testament. Whenever the word “dragon” is used, what is really meant is “dinosaur.” According to creationism, dinosaurs are thousands, not millions, of years old, since Genesis proposes a world only 6000 years old. God created them along with all the other animals. Creationists believe either all dinosaurs indeed fit on Noah’s Ark (which must have been one big boat) or dinosaurs were wiped out by the Flood. All of which proves, in the world of the creationists, that dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time: Hello, Fred Flintstone! Then there are creationists who believe that God created dinosaur bones but no dinosaurs to test human will in denying scientific experts. Other creationists will tell you that Satan created dinosaur bones but no dinosaurs to contradict the Bible.
Painstaking
scientific study of prehistoric reptiles began in 1820s England. In 1841,
biologist-anatomist-paleontologist Sir Richard Owen (above) coined the word “dinosaur,”
meaning “terrible reptile.” Owen was the driving force behind the first,
large-scale public exhibition of dinosaur reconstructions in the Crystal Palace
in London’s Hyde Park in 1854. Megalosaurus (the first genus of dinosaur to be
validly named in 1824) was casually referred to in Charles Dickens’ 1852 novel Bleak House, when the author described
London’s “implacable November weather”: “As much mud in the streets, as if the
waters had but newly retired from the face of the earth, and it would not be
wonderful to meet a Megalosaurus, forty feet long or so, waddling like an elephantine
lizard…”
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| A cartoonist for the London humor magazine Punch offered this skewed take on the Crystal Palace exhibition in 1855. |
Arthur
Conan Doyle was not the first imaginative author to conjecture interaction
between dinosaurs and humans. In the 1864 novel Journey to the Center of the Earth, Jules Verne depicted a
subterranean ocean, surrounded by a rocky coastline covered in petrified trees
and giant mushrooms, in which Professor Lidenbrock and his party witness a
battle between a giant prehistoric Ichthyosaur and a Plesiosaur. The intrepid
explorers also encounter gigantic insects and a herd of mastodons in a primeval forest.
In
1914, pulp fiction author Edgar Rice Burroughs, the creator of Tarzan of the
Apes and John Carter of Mars, penned At
the Earth’s Core, the first in a series of fantastical adventures in the
“hollow earth” realm of “Pellucidar,” inhabited by primitive peoples and
prehistoric animals from various geological eras. Two years later, he cranked
out his answer to Doyle’s The Lost World,
titled The Land That Time Forgot,
where the crew of a lost World War I German U-Boat discovers a tropical anomaly
in the Antarctic inhabited by apelike humans and dinosaurs. The book was
followed by The People That Time Forgot
and Out of Time’s Abyss.
Inspiration
for Doyle’s The Lost World came from
the author’s friendship with Percy Harrison Fawcett (above), a British artillery
officer-archaeologist-explorer whose expedition through nearly impenetrable
forests to a remote plateau in Bolivia resulted in the discovery of “monstrous
tracks of unknown origin.” Fawcett noted in his memoirs, “Monsters from the
dawn of man’s existence might still roam these heights unchallenged (hence the name of Doyle’s Professor
Challenger?), imprisoned and protected by unscalable cliffs.” (In 1925,
Fawcett led a party of explorers, including his son, who all vanished as they
tried to locate the fabled El Dorado, dubbed by Fawcett “Lost City of Z,” in
the uncharted jungles of Brazil.)
Doyle
was still alive when the silent film version of The Lost World was produced in 1925. In a seeming gesture of
approval, he was filmed for a prologue, featuring the aforementioned “I have
wrought my simple plan” preface. Wallace Beery - whose career would include an
Oscar-winning performance as the tragic heavyweight boxer in the classic 1931
tearjerker “The Champ,” as well as roles as the peg-legged pirate Long John
Silver in “Treasure Island” (1934) and as Mexican Revolutionary Pancho Villa in
“Viva Villa!” (1934) – vividly enlivens the boorish character of the
barrel-chested Professor Challenger (above), but we’d have to say when it comes to scene-stealers,
nobody bests the nonstop array of dinosaurs brought to marvelous life by the
genius of stop-motion animation pioneer Willis O’Brien (best known for his work
on 1933’s “King Kong” and 1949’s “Mighty Joe Young,” which earned him an
Academy Award for Best Visual Effects).
O’Brien (above) modeled the prehistoric creatures in “The Lost World” after paintings by
then-famed dinosaur illustrator Charles R. Knight.
All the childhood favorites – and then some – parade across the screen: Tyrannosaurus, Triceratops, Pterodactyl, Stegosaurus, Allosaurus (derisively dismissed by Challenger as “the most vicious pest in the ancient world”), and Brontosaurus (now accurately identified as Apatosaurus), the latter of which is transported live to London, where, foreshadowing the fate of O’Brien’s King Kong, it breaks free and runs amok through the fog-enshrouded city before collapsing Tower Bridge and swimming away in the River Thames. (Filmmakers eschewed Doyle’s subplot of a conflict between the plateau’s indigenous people and a tribe of vicious apelike men.)
All the childhood favorites – and then some – parade across the screen: Tyrannosaurus, Triceratops, Pterodactyl, Stegosaurus, Allosaurus (derisively dismissed by Challenger as “the most vicious pest in the ancient world”), and Brontosaurus (now accurately identified as Apatosaurus), the latter of which is transported live to London, where, foreshadowing the fate of O’Brien’s King Kong, it breaks free and runs amok through the fog-enshrouded city before collapsing Tower Bridge and swimming away in the River Thames. (Filmmakers eschewed Doyle’s subplot of a conflict between the plateau’s indigenous people and a tribe of vicious apelike men.)
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| A prehistoric postman delivers the mail in Willis O'Brien's "R.F.D. 10,000 B.C." |
In
1914, American cartoonist Winsor McCay, the creator of the popular early 20th-century
comic strip “Little Nemo in Slumberland,” made the earliest animated film about
a dinosaur, a likable Apatosaurus (then called Brontosaurus) named “Gertie” who
capriciously reacts to McCay’s offscreen commands. At the end of the 12-minute
short (above), Gertie places the human McCay on her back and marches happily out of
view. An unfinished 1921 sequel,
“Gertie on Tour,” depicted the precocious sauropod toying with a modern-day
trolley.
Silent
comedy greats Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton took their turns portraying
slapstick cavemen, in, respectively, “His Prehistoric Past” (1914) and “The
Three Ages” (1914), while D.W. Griffith, the legendary filmmaker responsible
for the controversial silent screen epics “The Birth of a Nation” (1915) and
“Intolerance” (1916), made perhaps the first live-action picture combining
cave-dwelling humans with dinosaurs in 1914’s “Brute Force,” otherwise known as
“Primitive Man.”
In
1932, V.T. Hamlin, an Iowa-born veteran of World War I who survived a poison
gas attack in France, created the newspaper comic strip “Alley Oop” (above), a stone
hammer-wielding caveman who lives
in the prehistoric land of Moo with his girlfriend Oola (modeled after
Hamlin’s high school sweetheart and wife) and pet dinosaur Dinny. Hamlin drew
the comic strip for four decades, and it continues to appear in more than 600
newspapers.
During
1940, Fleischer Studios, the animation studio that had brought Betty Boop,
Popeye the Sailor, and Superman to the screen, produced a series of a dozen
“Stone Age Cartoons,” throwing cave people and dinosaurs together in
prehistoric takes on contemporary society, much like the later “Flintstones,” the
first animated sitcom to air on prime-time television. (It was no secret that
Hanna-Barbera’s “The Flintstones” was inspired by Jackie Gleason’s beloved
working-class sitcom “The Honeymooners,” and Gleason allegedly considered suing
Hanna-Barbera but decided he didn’t want to be known as “the guy who yanked
Fred Flintstone off the air.”)
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| Looney Tunes offered dinosaur mix-ups like (left) "Daffy and the Dinosaur" (1939) and (right) "Prehistoric Porky" (1940). |
Cartoonist
Johnny Hart (who, like your humble chronicler in the Moviehouse, was born in
Endicott, New York) created the popular comic strip “B.C.” – depicting a
community of cave people and anthropomorphic dinosaurs, flightless birds, and
ants – in 1958. Hart, who also co-created “The Wizard of Id” (in 1964), died at
his drawing board in April 2007. His daughter and grandsons continued the comic
strip.
When
producer-director Irwin Allen – who created a number of popular science-fiction
TV series in the 1960s (“Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea,” “Lost in Space,”
“The Time Tunnel,” “Land of the Giants”) before producing box-office hit
disaster flicks (“The Poseidon Adventure,” “The Towering Inferno”) – remade
“The Lost World” in 1960 for 20th Century Fox, he recruited the
74-year-old Willis O’Brien as a special effects consultant. Sadly, Allen’s
budget didn’t allow for the expensive and time-consuming process of stop-motion
animation. Instead, dinosaurs were depicted by monitor lizards, iguanas, baby
alligators, and geckos, adorned with glued-on rubber fins, horns, and frills
and filmed in slow-motion close-ups on miniaturized sets, while poor old
O’Brien prepared drawings and paintings that were never used. “They claim that
the ‘live’ technique looks smoother,” he grumbled, “that animation is jerky. I
don’t think so.” The fact that his name still appeared in the credits for the
remake only aggravated his wound.
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| Jill St. John seems oblivious to the lumbering slurpasaurus in Irwin Allen's 1960 remake of "The Lost World." |
After
this sour experience, O’Brien saw his recent idea of pitting his most famous
creation, King Kong, against a gigantic Frankenstein monster taken over by a
Japanese studio to become “King Kong vs. Godzilla,” and he was hired for one
last special effects gig, a thankless assignment of animating the characters in
“It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” dangling from a broken fire escape and tossed
about atop an out-of-control fire engine’s turntable ladder.
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| That cannot be comfortable...This unfortunate surpasaur is hoisted on a wire to depict a bipedal dinosaur in "The Lost World" (1960). |
The
cut-rate method of optically enlarging reptiles fitted with plastic appendages
to masquerade as dinosaurs in 1960’s “The Lost World”– which 20th
Century Fox had found satisfactory enough to make the previous year’s screen
adaptation of Jules Verne’s Journey to
the Center of the Earth (starring James Mason and Pat Boone) a box-office
success - earned the creatures their own name in moviemaking lore,
“Slurpasaurs.”
Most
popularly, slurpasaurs took center stage in 1940’s “One Million B.C.,” the
caveman-meets-dinosaur saga of a Rock Tribe brute (Victor Mature) and a Shell
Tribe flower child (Carole Landis), directed by Hal Roach (better known for
working with Laurel and Hardy and The Little Rascals than with dinosaurs) and
Hal Roach Jr.
Oh, there is an elephant in a silly wig passing as a woolly mammoth (above), a pig in a triceratops costume, and a man in a rubber T-rex suit, but the all too-evident mistreatment of real reptiles – monitor lizards, baby alligators, and iguanas with rubber prosthetics prodded to battle each other, buried under rock cascades, even set on fire – raised the ire of the American Society of Cruelty to Animals.
Oh, there is an elephant in a silly wig passing as a woolly mammoth (above), a pig in a triceratops costume, and a man in a rubber T-rex suit, but the all too-evident mistreatment of real reptiles – monitor lizards, baby alligators, and iguanas with rubber prosthetics prodded to battle each other, buried under rock cascades, even set on fire – raised the ire of the American Society of Cruelty to Animals.
The
task of bringing dinosaurs to life in the 1966 reboot of "One Million B.C." - "One Million Years B.C." -- fell to Ray Harryhausen (above),
who was hired as a protégé of Willis O’Brien on the Oscar-winning visual
effects for “Mighty Joe Young” in 1949. In 1953, Harryhausen worked on his
first solo assignment, “The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms,” based on a short story
by Harryhausen’s lifelong friend, Ray Bradbury.
Harryhausen’s singularly
independent artistry as master of stop-motion animation came to the forefront
in the back-to-back film fantasies “The 7th Voyage of Sinbad”
(1958), “The Three Worlds of Guliver” (1960), “Mysterious Island” (1961), and
“Jason and the Argonauts” (1963).
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| Ray Harryhausen's dinosaur-that-never-was, the fictional Rhedosaurus, rampages through New York City in "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms" (1953). |
The
first prehistoric reptile seen in “One Million Years B.C.” is (surprise!) a
slurpasaur (above), but that could be because Harryhausen had a trick or two up his
sleeve. Perhaps he was tipping his hat to the quaint special effects of the
1940 original, or, more likely, he was just setting the audience up for the
jaw-dropping array of animated wonders to come, including a cantankerous giant
sea turtle, an avaricious Allosaurus, and an aerial dogfight between rival
flying reptiles.
Harryhausen
stages a show-stopping, earth-shaking battle royal between a horn-nosed
Ceratosaurus and a Triceratops, matched only by the live-action, hair-tugging
catfight between animal skin bikini-clad cavewomen Raquel Welch and Martine
Beswick (below), which brings a whole new meaning to “Homo erectus.”
“One
Million Years B.C.” was so popular that the production company, Hammer Film,
launched a series of movies featuring scantily clad cave women and prehistoric
creatures, beginning with “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” (1970). Sir James
Carreras, the founder and production executive at Hammer, personally searched
for a new starlet to rival Raquel Welch. He chose 25-year-old Victoria Vetri (below),
who (as Angela Dorian) was Playboy’s 1968 Playmate of the Year.
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| The disyllabic caveman language in "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth" was supposedly based on Phoenician, Latin, and Sanskrit sources...Uh-huh. |
Written
and directed by Val Guest (best known for the 1950s cult science fiction films
“The Quatermass Xperiment” and “The Abominable Snowman”), from a treatment by
J.G. Ballard (author of the semiautobiographical novel Empire of the Sun), “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” featured
stop-motion effects by Jim Danforth, whose credits included “Jack the Giant
Killer” (1962), “The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm,” and “7 Faces of
Dr. Lao” (1964). There is, unfortunately, a tussle between two slurpasaurs as
well as a ridiculous rubber man-eating plant, but among the dinosaurs Danforth brought
to life was a charmingly sympathetic, four-footed carnivore, a fanciful,
nonexistent species with more than a passing resemblance to the fictional
“Rhedosaurus” created by Ray Harryhausen for “The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.”
Danforth eventually worked with his idol, Harryhausen, animating the winged
horse Pegasus in the original, 1981 “Clash of the Titans.”
“When
Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” was, basically, the beginning and end of the screen
career for Victoria Vetri, who got off on the wrong foot with the filmmakers
when she refused to dye her hair blonde and instead wore a wig. Director Guest
would remember her as “a real nothing, and a very strange mixed-up lady…It was
tough to take her. She was…a nitwit.” In October 2010, Vetri shot her husband
of 24 years and pleaded no contest to attempted voluntary manslaughter. In
2011, she was sentenced to nine years in prison.
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| Unlike Raquel Welch before her, Victoria Vetri doffed her Stone Age bikini for a love scene in "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth" (1970). |
By
1971, Hammer Film, tightening its purse strings, eschewed any dinosaur effects
for the misnomered “Creatures the World Forgot,” directed by Don Chaffey (“One
Million Years B.C.”). However, writer-producer Michael Carreras, son of studio
boss James Carreras, did not forego the box-office attraction of half-naked
Cro-Magnon pinups when he cast Norwegian model Julie Ege as the film’s
fair-haired cave girl-in-peril. Ege, a former Miss Norway, Miss Universe, and
Penthouse Pet, who had made her big-screen debut as “The Scandinavian Girl” in
the1969 James Bond adventure “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” (featuring
George Lazenby as Sean Connery’s onetime 007 replacement), retired from acting
and was working as a nurse in Oslo before she succumbed to breast and lung
cancer in1998 at age 64.
Senta
Berger, an Austrian-born theater and film
actress-turned-chanteuse-turned-author-and-producer best known to American
audiences for her role opposite Charlton Heston in director Sam Peckinpah’s
1965 western “Major Dundee,” starred as a half-naked cavewoman in 1970’s “When
Women Had Tails.” On the website Fantastic Movie Musings and Ramblings, Dave
Sindelar remarked, “This is the best Italian caveman sex comedy with a score by
Ennio Morricone that I’ve ever seen.” Unfortunately, as noted by Sindelar,
“There are no dinosaurs in this movie…There is a camel and a man in a bear suit
even worse than the one used in ‘Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.’” The
inevitable sequel, “When Women Lost Their Tails,” at least had Senta living
inside a dinosaur skeleton.
A
decade after livening up “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” with his animated, precocious prehistoric beasts, Jim Danforth was hired to design the dinosaurs
for the 1981 Mel Brooksian comedy “Caveman,” starring Ringo Starr and Barbara
Bach. Rudy De Luca, a veteran TV comedy writer who worked with Brooks on the
screenplays for “Silent Movie,” “High Anxiety,” “Life Stinks,” and “Dracula:
Dead and Loving It,” and wrote and directed the 1985 comedic misfire
“Transylvania 6-5000,” scripted “Caveman” with the film’s director, Carl
Gottlieb. Gottlieb, who directed the 1977 Oscar-nominated live action short
“The Absent-Minded Waiter,” written by and featuring Steve Maritn, contributed
to the screenplays for “Jaws” and “The Jerk.”
Apart
from his appearances in The Beatles’ films “A Hard Day’s Night” and “Help!’
Ringo Starr’s eclectic screen roles included a sexually curious Mexican
gardener in “Candy,” a Mexican bandido named Candy in the spaghetti western
“Blindman,” a homeless orphan adopted by billionaire Peter Sellers in “The
Magic Christian,” and Pope Pius X in “Lisztomania,” but he was never so
disarmingly likable as he was as Atouk in “Caveman” – a schlemiel haplessly in
love with Lana (Barbara Bach), the skin-deep beauty of his tribe, already
claimed as the prize of alpha male Tonda, a brainless hulk masterfully played
by the late, great NFL Oakland Raiders defensive end John Matuszak.
Like
most of our Stone Age protagonists, Atouk finds himself banished from his tribe,
only to fall in with a motley collection of misfits, including Dennis Quaid (in
a dimwitted characterization that would have been more appropriate for his
goofball older brother, Randy Quaid), Shelley Long, and Jack Gilford. Together,
they confront hungry dinosaurs; discover fire, cooking, music, and
mind-altering drugs; learn how to poach a pterodactyl egg and how to walk
upright.
Besides
designing the dinosaurs, including a pudgy, stoned T-rex (above), Jim Danforth was
originally going to be credited as co-director with Carl Gottlieb, but he left
“Caveman” in mid-production when the Directors Guild of America prohibited his
onscreen credit. The hands-on stop-motion animation was done by David Allen,
Sneaky Pete Kleinow, and Randall W. Cook, the latter a three-time Oscar winner
as part of the visual effects team on the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy.
It’s
high time in the Moviehouse to set history – or prehistory – right. The last
dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago. Humans, or, at least primitive hominids,
have been around for only three million years. Do the math and one comes up
with a gap of 62 million years between the exit of dinosaurs and the entrance
of human beings.
The
time has come, as well, to reconsider the awe and wonder of the prehistoric
megafauna that shared the Earth with the earliest humans – giant mammals,
birds, and sealife that rivaled the mightiest dinosaurs in size and ferocity,
from nine-feet-long saber-toothed salmon to ten-feet-tall, flightless “terror
birds,” to 15-feet tall, 20-ton hornless rhinos – the largest land mammals ever.
In
the 1870s, before dinosaur exhibits became popular, skeletal remains of huge,
extinct mammals – the likes of woolly mammoths and giant sloths – drew the
masses in museums worldwide. By the 1890s, however, fossil quarries in the
American Midwest began to provide complete dinosaur remains, which were
publicly displayed in the opening decades of the 20th century, Add
the appeal of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The
Lost World, and from then on, dinosaur skeletons took center stage in
natural history museums, while the giant mammals were relegated to dusty museum
basements and remote, forgotten wings. Much as they were on the motion picture
screen…
…That
is, until recently. 1981’s “Quest for Fire,” based on an obscure 1911 Belgian
novel, depicts the struggle for the creation and control of fire among vastly
different subspecies of human coexisting in Paleolithic Europe 80,000 years
ago.
Directed
by Jean-Jacques Annaud (whose pictures include “The Name of the Rose,” “The
Bear,” and “Enemy at the Gates”) and shot on breathtaking locations in British
Colombia, Scotland, and Kenya, the mesmerizing film featured Everett McGill
(familiar to fans of David Lynch for his roles in the 1984 movie “Dune” and in
the early ‘90s TV series “Twin Peaks”), scene-stealing, Turkish-born Nameer
El-Kadi (now known as Nicholas Kadi), and, in his film debut, Ron Perlman
(destined for small-screen fame as the star of “Beauty and the Beast” and “Sons
of Anarchy,” as well as big-screen cultdom as the star of “Hellboy”) as the
intrepid Neanderthals in search of the elusive, life-preserving flame.
On
their trek into terra incognita, they get treed by saber-toothed cats (SPOILER
ALERT: saber-toothed tiger is a misnomer) and rescue a naked Cro-Magnon
girl (played by 19-year-old Rae Dawn Chong, daughter of Tommy Chong, of Cheech
& Chong comedy renown) from a tribe of cannibalistic hominids. A couple of
decades later, on the film’s DVD commentary, Chong reminisced, “In fact, I
liked being naked,” and Ron Perlman chimed in, “I’ve been asked to thank you
from the entire crew.”
In
one of the film’s most powerful moments, Everett McGill’s character boldly
confronts a herd of imposing woolly mammoths (“portrayed” by a troupe of circus
elephants elaborately adorned with extensive fur overcoats and prosthetic tusks)
with a handful of brush, singlehandedly bonding with the towering behemoths,
which, in turn – like the cavalry in an old-fashioned western – rush in to
rescue the Neanderthal pilgrims from the clan of man-eaters.
Overlooking
its misplaced message of female empowerment personified by the
anachronistically beautiful Daryl Hannah as a prehistoric proto-feminist, “The
Clan of the Cave Bear” (1986), at least, attempted to authentically represent contemporary
wildlife, including the long-extinct cave lion and cave bear.
And
then there were the impressive computer-generated woolly mammoths in 2008’s
“10,000 BC” (above), writer-producer-director Roland Emmerich’s jigsaw puzzle of all things prehistoric, geographic, anthropologic, zoographic, and
archaeological. Criticized for
playing fast and loose with facts, addle-brained auteur Emmerich maintains he’s
“a filmmaker not a scientist” who provides “popcorn entertainment” by creating
his own science and history. A.V. Club’s Keith Phipps acknowledged Emmerich for
summoning “up a dead world, only to kill it again.”
In his
review of the otherwise interminably boring reboot of director John Ford’s
beloved western “The Searchers,” Rolling Stone magazine writer Peter Travers
observed the picture’s “best acting comes from digital creatures,” including
the aforementioned mammoths, flora-stomping, flesh-eating terror birds and a
cuddly saber-toothed lion-tiger-hybrid reenacting the classic Aesop fable of
the lion and the mouse (below).
Many
megafauna species became extinct, dying off – along with primitive human
species - as glaciers dominated North America and Eurasia and modern humans
expanded out of Africa and southern Asia in the Late Pleistocene Age 11,700
years ago. Causes of their extinction have been attributed to climactic
changes, disease, hunting by spreading Homo sapiens, even an impact from an
asteroid or comet, which had sealed the fate of dinosaurs before them.
Not
surprisingly, many people have suggested that some megafauna and other prehistoric
species still exist, hidden in remote reaches of the Earth, waiting to be found,
bringing us back full circle to The Lost
World of Arthur Conan Doyle. For example, coelacanth, a fish thought to
have been extinct for millions of years, was caught off the coast of South
Africa in 1938.
From
the 19th century into the early 20th century, there were
reports of a bear-like beast – dubbed the “Nandi bear” – living in the forests
of western Kenya, which cryptozoologists think could belong to a lost population
of Chalicotherium (above), a large, knuckle-walking herbivore distantly related to
ground sloths believed to have gone extinct over three million years ago.
There
are those who believe sightings of sea serpents might be living examples of
Basilosaurus (above), a prehistoric, shark-eating whale, while some people maintain
woolly mammoths still roam Siberia. The giant ground sloth Megatherium roamed
the plains of South America until only a few thousand years ago; in the 1890s, an
explorer reported close encounters with such a creature in Patagonia.
Last
but not least, surviving Neanderthals are held by some to be responsible for
sightings of Yeti (abominable snowmen) in the Himalayas of Nepal and Tibet.













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1 comment:
"I"m a filmmaker, not a scientist!" Whew, Roland Emmerich really hit the nail on the head with that statement.
Thanks for gathering all those prehistoric bikini photos. They are very educational. And I particularly enjoyed Rae Dawn Chong's take on the tradition.
I had a passing thought that it would have been nice to see a photo from "The Flintstones" -- movie and television versions -- but then I thought again and you were probably right to leave them out.
You were also kind to leave out the "Ice Age" animated movies. As a caveman might say, "Ugh."
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